Mistress Knows Best

a-girl-and-her-boy:

Last weekend:

Me: Hey, did you bring your anklet key?
Him: No, I thought you had it.
Me: No, it should be in your lock box.
Him: It’s not. I checked the other day.
Me: I know I gave it back to you.
Him: Are you sure? I’m pretty sure I gave it to you.

This weekend:

Me: Did you find your anklet key?
Him: Yes…
Me: Where was it?
Him: …in my lock box.

This is my wife and I…every time.

somehowbreathtaking:

mr-prism:

hucowgoddess:

istalir:

grrlgeek72:

elym13:

grrlgeek72:

thegeekogecko:

linesyounevergetback112:

snowstorm-thirteen:

catwithbenefits:

g0atbutts:

yuichiroswife:

thepurrfectchat:

artbun:

mattohkeefe:

i’m worth five fucking dollars

$37

[[ $57.50 … @yuichiroswife, do you even want to know ]]

Ooc: $19.00, wow @thepurrfectchat… you’re more expensive! Haha.

ayyyyyy 69

$80… @2funky2fort

$88.50…

$68.00

$89.00

@thegeekogecko for the win!

90 … AND they didn’t have “walked about a block down Duval street while naked and very drunk.” Which really was a defining moment of my life.

Now I want the two of you to compare which numbers you used to get your totals…

@thegeekogecko?

Where is Duval Street?

$103 …I’ve done all but two… >.>

48.50 thinking back I’m like wow I’ve done a lot.

$87, honestly surprised it was so low.

$113 – I’ve done everything on that list

79.50