Mistress Knows Best

a-girl-and-her-boy:

Last weekend:

Me: Hey, did you bring your anklet key?
Him: No, I thought you had it.
Me: No, it should be in your lock box.
Him: It’s not. I checked the other day.
Me: I know I gave it back to you.
Him: Are you sure? I’m pretty sure I gave it to you.

This weekend:

Me: Did you find your anklet key?
Him: Yes…
Me: Where was it?
Him: …in my lock box.

This is my wife and I…every time.